“Yes, I’m very shy, but I do my best to work around it. I know it may seem strange for an actor, but acting is a good way of overcoming this trait. It gives me the opportunity to open up more to others”. — Jensen Ackles.

passerkirbius:

I heartily endorse this comic.

(via Maximumble - #480 – Dolled)

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

colethewolf:

hetalocked-lauy:

OH NO 

PAINFULLY AWKWARD MOMENT IN FANFIC

/SLAMS HANDS INTO FACE

/WALKS CIRCLES THROUGH ROOM

/ASDFGJHFKL::LALDFLHKL???

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I cannot even explain how fucking accurate this is.

Why I like being a lesbian.

• Girls are so fucking sexy.
• You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
• If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
• Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
• When they bite their lip…
• You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
• A girl’s skin is always so soft.
• Again, boobs.
• And also, vaginas.
• And just generally, girls are yummy.

jisook-dgk:

fuck you sm

youmovedmekurt:

gleeddicted:

catbountry:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

thelastqueenofscotland:

mockingdjay:

remyreaper:

mrs-plantagenet:

moddedcarbine:

Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do?  This is absolutely absurd.  Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect.  Think this is photoshopped?  I got it from the CNN website.  It’s completely true.  Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources.  This President is absolutely worthless.

Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their  Commander in Chief.  The man next to them is the Prime Minister of  Hungary.  It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there.  This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect.  To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM.  The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.

Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.

pls.

also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:

Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.

But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.

OP postin’ some Fox news Facebook level shit.

I’m pretty sure that’s not Prime Minister Orban, but I agree with everything.

It’s Turkey’s prime minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, but yes to this post.